May 2013
114 posts
Swimmer Problem #267
swimmerlifestyle:
youknow-itsaswimmerthing:
During a kick set, when the person I’m front of you kicks a hurricane in your face.
and you have to wear your goggles even though you’re not underwater -_-
Swimming is the best
swimmers-united:
we kick more than soccer players
we bump into more things than volleyball players bump the ball
we yell louder than cheerleaders
we have better uniform than football players
we can’t get yelled at by our coach for hogging the spotlight like basketball players
we dive further and longer to get to our home plate than baseball players
we are physically and mentaly stronger...
Lane Etiquette
teenswimmer:
Lane Etiquette is arguably one of the most important parts of competitive swimming. Being with the same people everyday in training, you start to notice the rules they ignore. Until now, these rules have been unrecorded, as people assume everybody knows them. From what you guys have told me, people defiantly do ignore the rules of Lane Ettiquette! The following is a guide on the top...
Swim Sets →
This is just a blog, keeping track of the swim sets that I’ve done, or my coach has made. I don’t know how many of you swim, and might want inspiration for a practice, but here :D
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Tumbling
I haven’t been to a gym since last summer… This is problematic. Last year, I had a poor-technique aerial, and my standing back. Now I can barely do a back with a round-off…I hope I can go this summer…
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My Friend's View on Swimming
Me: So I was at practice yesterday?
Friend: You mean, splashing around in the pool?
Me: ...
one day, i'm going to ask my coach to see if he can come to one of our practices and just watch him suffer through warm-ups....and swim with us (he's not a swimmer)
That moment when the teacher read your name...
kattygirls:
Booty
Lily: "Have you noticed it's really hard to find a guy with a nice ass?"
Me: "Obviously you haven't seen Ryan Lochte's bootylicious Cuban ass or Nathan Adrian's bootyful butt!"
Lily: "Besides athletes and famous people."
Me: "..."
Lily: "..."
Both of us: "nah..."
Problems with being a male
Having emotions is seen as weakness
Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness
Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality
A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior
Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine
Makeup isn't even an option
Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay
Being gay is seen as weak
You can't control the size of your "manhood"
You can't report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist
No male specific support groups or movements
Unequal parental rights
Extreme feminists treating you less than human
Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they're sexist pigs
People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable
No one will read this past the title
footmeetsface:
spoon-party-of-bombur:
multipack:
amyeatfeast:
stopthatitssilly:
alexkisu:
multipack:
f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for uninvited
c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten
k is for krispy kreme yum
this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like
one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the...
mylilsunshine:
icouldntfindanyotherusername:
fucking-tom-hiddleston:
k-lionheart:
continualsanitynotlikely:
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY...
